A Pup Named Scooby Doo was my shit when I was at home on a sick day from school.
You took the words out my mouth
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus
maybe the saying is about how LOTS of money doesn’t buy LOTS of happiness. i hereby volunteer to be he guinea pig if anyone wants to fund this experiment in full
Rifftrax: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978/2007)
From Rifftrax:
Have a Happy Life Day! And nothing kicks off a memorable Life Day quite so much as watching the legendary Star Wars Holiday Special receive a fully deserved Rifftrax parody treatment! Yes, all your favorite Wookies are here: there’s Chewbacca, Malla, Itchy, Lumpy and Art Carney.
Tony Award Winner and Oscar nominated Diahann Carroll as a singing holographic prostitute who services Grandpa Itchy. And Bea Arthur stretches her talent by playing a woman. Not only that, there are commercials from 1978 that will come close to convincing you that “1978” is fairly synonymous with “Hell”.
Because we taped ours off of the television set, and our NV-9300 doesn’t have an “edit” function printed on one of its dozens of plastic piano key-style switches, we just left the commercials in there.
Bill, Mike, and Kevin make this the itchiest, lumpiest Life Day of them all!
To celebrate Life Day, which this year falls on International Gingivitis Awareness Week, Rifftrax invite you to share in this baffling, incompetent abomination at the low-low price of $7.99. Buy it now before the creator of Felicity makes one even more putrid.
When I was in Austin for SXSW I happened upon an amazing exhibit of David Foster Wallace and Don DeLillo letters. The University of Austin, it turns out, owns the entire David Foster Wallace archive (letters, original manuscripts, postcards between he and DeLillo, etc) (and this is so even though…
Blackadder Goes forth ending scene
